Kick it old sk00l fuckers and read some DFS.

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0. Intro To DFS
1. Ed Part 1
2. Some Poems 1
3. 101 Things To Do With Spam, Jello, Or Vasaline
4. Why I Hate /<rad WaReZ d00d's And Other Stuff
5. On iCE Part One
6. CyberSpace And The Freak Scene BBS
7. 414 Area Code Split
8. My Cordless Fone
9. Ode To Cream Of Wheat
10. Taking Advantage Of Phonton Waves
11. Computer Expert Accused Of Damaging Firm's Records
12. The Light Bulb Bomb
13. MeadNet Dial-Ups
14. Death Of A BBSer
15. AT&T Access Numbers
16. How To Be Polite
17. 50 Things To Do With Those Nasty Holiday Leftovers
18. A Chat On Blurred Vision
19. Gothic #1
20. How To Get Free Computer Software
21. A Few Theories
22. DFS #18 Revisited
23. Hi, I Hate Access Denied
24. Some Poems 2
25. Ed Part 2
26. The Return Of DFS
27. On iCE Two - The Return
28. The 2600 Meeting
29. 608 Exchanges Local To Madison, WI
30. A Chat With Sandman Of 414
31. Enigma Lyrics
32. Short Stories To Enjoy
33. The Game
34. DFS Index #1
35. A Chat With Myself
36. Sopwith!!!!!
37. Cryhelp!!!!!
38. Radio Data
39. The Adventures of Power Wedge Man
40. 101 Uses For a Shi-Tsu
41. Dementia Praecox's Sig.
42. Lamers Anonymous
43. On Nonsense
44. Dr. Techno's Poetry #1
45. De Declarashun o' Independence
46. Untitled
47. Defeating Windows and The Evil Sysops
48. Ruminations and Tangents
49. The Hunt
50. De-Ice
51. Concordant Opposition's Rumors
52. An Interesting Conversation
53. The Ritual
54. Scarred
55. Fuck Nate York
56. Acme
57. The Adventures of Spudboy
58. The Plan
59. Wisconsin Central Offices
60. DFS Index #2

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